Gravity Falls + text posts

(Source: officialstephencolbert)

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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simonsgrandpasweaters:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

s-un-rise:

palm-boho:

Those necklaces are perf omg

want

(Source: euphoriacreations)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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juilan:

drag queen ghosts be like “yas haunty”

nosdrinker:

kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store


have respect idiots I am legend nosdrinker:

kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store


have respect idiots I am legend

nosdrinker:

kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

have respect idiots I am legend

Ladies and genitalmen